Event SFAEW Season 37: Semi-Finals This Sunday!

[HARPSichord]

HARPSichord

 

[Tigerturbulance]

TigerTurbulance whips The Filth Wizard into the ropes, but The Filth Wizard reverses it.
The Filth Wizard hits TigerTurbulance with a shoulderblock.
The Filth Wizard executes a vertical suplex against TigerTurbulance.
The Filth Wizard takes TigerTurbulance down with a vertical suplex.
The Filth Wizard nails TigerTurbulance with a short clothesline.
The Filth Wizard performs an inverted atomic drop against TigerTurbulance.
The Filth Wizard hits a headsmash into the turnbuckle on TigerTurbulance.
The Filth Wizard hits a headsmash into the turnbuckle on TigerTurbulance.
The Filth Wizard kicks TigerTurbulance.
The Filth Wizard kicks TigerTurbulance.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard uses a swinging neckbreaker on TigerTurbulance.
The Filth Wizard performs a swinging neckbreaker against TigerTurbulance.
The Filth Wizard attempts a kneedrop, but TigerTurbulance moves out of the way.
TigerTurbulance uses a release German suplex on The Filth Wizard.
TigerTurbulance covers The Filth Wizard.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TigerTurbulance attempts an armlock hammerlock submission, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard hits TigerTurbulance with an elbow.
The Filth Wizard runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance misses with a kick.
The Filth Wizard uses a clothesline on TigerTurbulance.
The Filth Wizard tries a figure-four leglock, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TigerTurbulance performs a vertical suplex against The Filth Wizard.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
TigerTurbulance sends The Filth Wizard into the turnbuckle, but The Filth Wizard reverses it.
The Filth Wizard charges into the corner, but TigerTurbulance moves out of the way.
TigerTurbulance executes a knee strike against The Filth Wizard.
TigerTurbulance tries a vertical suplex, but The Filth Wizard counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Filth Wizard catches TigerTurbulance in an abdominal stretch.
TigerTurbulance grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
The Filth Wizard executes a low blow against TigerTurbulance.
The Filth Wizard kicks TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is wildly cheering The Filth Wizard with only a few scattered boos audible.
The Filth Wizard hits TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance hits The Filth Wizard.
TigerTurbulance hits a forearm to the back on The Filth Wizard.
TigerTurbulance uses a release German suplex on The Filth Wizard.
The crowd is wildly cheering TigerTurbulance with only a few scattered boos audible.
TigerTurbulance performs a mounted punch against The Filth Wizard.
TigerTurbulance locks The Filth Wizard in an armlock hammerlock submission.
The Filth Wizard reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
TigerTurbulance hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on The Filth Wizard.
TigerTurbulance uses a knee strike on The Filth Wizard.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on The Filth Wizard.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TigerTurbulance performs a release German suplex against The Filth Wizard.
TigerTurbulance nails The Filth Wizard with a lariat.
TigerTurbulance tries an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard uses a backbreaker on TigerTurbulance.
The Filth Wizard catches TigerTurbulance in a sleeperhold.
TigerTurbulance reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on TigerTurbulance.
The Filth Wizard goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Filth Wizard gives him a hiptoss, but TigerTurbulance doesn't budge.
The Filth Wizard places TigerTurbulance on the turnbuckle.
The Filth Wizard performs a superplex against TigerTurbulance.
The Filth Wizard executes a headsmash into the turnbuckle against TigerTurbulance.
The Filth Wizard runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance misses with a clothesline.
TigerTurbulance tries a lariat, but The Filth Wizard counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
TigerTurbulance reaches the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
The Filth Wizard does a crotch chop.
The crowd is wildly cheering The Filth Wizard with only a few scattered boos audible.
The Filth Wizard hits a reverse neckbreaker on TigerTurbulance.
The Filth Wizard whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance misses with a kick.
TigerTurbulance executes a lariat against The Filth Wizard.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance hits The Filth Wizard with a kick.
TigerTurbulance performs a lariat against The Filth Wizard.
TigerTurbulance executes a release German suplex against The Filth Wizard.
The boos are resurfacing again.
TigerTurbulance attempts a release German suplex, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard throws TigerTurbulance out of the ring.
The Filth Wizard rolls out under the bottom rope.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
TigerTurbulance hits a knee strike on The Filth Wizard.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Manangatang counts: 2.
TigerTurbulance reenters the ring.
The Filth Wizard rolls back in under the bottom rope.
The Filth Wizard brings the table into the ring.
The Filth Wizard hits TigerTurbulance.
The Filth Wizard doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
The Filth Wizard hits TigerTurbulance.
The Filth Wizard sets up TigerTurbulance on the table.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The Filth Wizard whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard misses with an elbow.
The Filth Wizard gives him a hiptoss, but TigerTurbulance doesn't sell it.
TigerTurbulance whips The Filth Wizard into the ropes, but The Filth Wizard reverses it.
TigerTurbulance misses with an elbow.
The Filth Wizard hits a kick to the midsection on TigerTurbulance.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on TigerTurbulance.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
The Filth Wizard goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla, pantskyle and brahj come to ringside.
The Filth Wizard goes for a kneebreaker, but TigerTurbulance counters it with an elbowsmash.
TigerTurbulance takes The Filth Wizard down with a release German suplex.
The crowd is wildly cheering TigerTurbulance with only a few scattered boos audible.
TigerTurbulance is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TigerTurbulance throws Manangatang into the ringpost.
Manangatang falls out of the ring.
Manangatang is out cold.
Manangatang crawls back into the ring.
Manangatang slowly gets up.
TigerTurbulance goes for a vertical suplex, but The Filth Wizard counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Filth Wizard tries a headlock takedown, but TigerTurbulance throws him off.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on The Filth Wizard.
The boos are resurfacing again.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance throws Manangatang out of the ring.
Manangatang is out cold.
TigerTurbulance performs a kneelift against The Filth Wizard.
Manangatang crawls back into the ring.
Manangatang is sporting a dazed look but is back on the job.
TigerTurbulance attempts a vertical suplex, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard gives him an inverted atomic drop, but TigerTurbulance no-sells it and smiles at him.
The Filth Wizard gives him an inverted atomic drop, but TigerTurbulance only stares at him.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard hits a spinebuster slam on TigerTurbulance.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Filth Wizard locks TigerTurbulance in a cross-face submission.
TigerTurbulance is valiantly trying to break the hold.
TigerTurbulance inches his way towards the ropes after 17 seconds.
The Filth Wizard gives him a DDT, but TigerTurbulance only stares at him.
The Filth Wizard performs a vertical suplex against TigerTurbulance.
The Filth Wizard tries an abdominal stretch, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a facerake.
TigerTurbulance hits The Filth Wizard.
The crowd is wildly cheering TigerTurbulance with only a few scattered boos audible.
TigerTurbulance kicks The Filth Wizard.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard misses with a clothesline.
TigerTurbulance misses with a clothesline.
The Filth Wizard hits TigerTurbulance with an elbow.
The Filth Wizard hits a facebuster onto the knee on TigerTurbulance.
The Filth Wizard whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
serial_thrilla goes to hand The Filth Wizard a pair of brass knuckles, but Manangatang spots it.
The Filth Wizard and serial_thrilla argue with Manangatang.
TigerTurbulance nails The Filth Wizard with a lariat.
TigerTurbalance throws serial_thrilla out of the ring.
TigerTurbulance gets a guillotine choke on The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Filth Wizard makes it to the ropes after 16 seconds.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on The Filth Wizard.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Tigerturbulance. Time of match: 0:16:30
Sim Rating: **** 3/4



And Turbo picks up the three points! Shame about that nWo miscommunication...you don't think there could be dissension in the ranks?

Blue League Standings
​

	Wins	Draws	Losses	Bonus	Points
serial_thrilla	1	0	0	0	3
Tigerturbulance	1	0	0	0	3
James Colorado	0	0	0	0	0
PhenomenalV1	0	0	0	0	0
Grand Uncle Horace	0	0	0	0	0
thewizardmelon	0	0	0	0	0
The Filth Wizard	0	0	1	0	0
JoshWoodenSpoon	0	0	1	0	0

Now I've shut The Filth Wizard up who is the next wrestling chump that needs an attitude adjustment

 

[Mrs Turbo]

The winner is @Tigerturbulance. Time of match: 0:16:30

That's my man

I know, I know Test Tickle - we'll get a room...

The winner is @King Tenz. Time of match: 0:13:13

Another awesome OOB moment - well done to the King Tenz

 

[King Tenz]

That's my man

I know, I know Test Tickle - we'll get a room...

Another awesome OOB moment - well done to the King Tenz

Ty Mrs Turbo.

OOBs just keep on winning.

Haters need to be quiet.

 

[okeydoke7]

#WeWantOkey trending worldwide

 

[The Filth Wizard]

#WeWantOkey trending worldwide

They’re welcome to you brutha.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Wednesday Night!



Our season-long experiment begins!



Welcome to Midweek Mayhem!



On the card for tomorrow:










It's a Super V1-Climax double!

James Colorado is searching for his elusive first win as he takes on Grand Uncle Horace in the Blue League.

And:

Braklet clashes with Callums_Guns in the Green League!


Also: the card for Round 2 will be announced between the matches!



See you tomorrow night!​

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries the Phoenix Splash, but DenieD rolls out of the way.
DenieD hits a dropkick to the knee on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
DenieD hits a forearm to the back on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
DenieD works the crowd.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
DenieD tries a bodyslam, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with a facerake.
The crowd is wildly cheering Shaun Freakin' Duggan with only a few scattered boos audible.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a kneelift against DenieD.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips DenieD into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a high knee, but DenieD ducks out of the way.
DenieD uses a flying dropkick on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The crowd is wildly cheering DenieD with only a few scattered boos audible.
DenieD attempts a ropeburn, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan kicks DenieD.
The cheers for Shaun Freakin' Duggan are drowning out the boos.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan punches DenieD.
DenieD hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The crowd is wildly cheering DenieD with only a few scattered boos audible.
DenieD executes a facerake against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
DenieD attempts a Russian legsweep, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with an elbowsmash.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a snap mare on DenieD.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a back suplex, but DenieD blocks it.
DenieD performs a powerslam against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
DenieD executes a sitdown faceslam against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
DenieD is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
DenieD goes for a backbreaker, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan chops DenieD.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan kicks DenieD.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits DenieD.
DenieD hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
DenieD hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The cheers for DenieD are drowning out the boos.
DenieD attempts a Russian legsweep, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with an elbowsmash.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a bodyslam, but DenieD counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
DenieD takes Shaun Freakin' Duggan down with a sitdown faceslam.
The cheers for DenieD are drowning out the boos.
DenieD attempts a kick to the head, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan ducks out of the way.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits DenieD with a kick.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan works the crowd.
The crowd is wildly cheering Shaun Freakin' Duggan with only a few scattered boos audible.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips DenieD into the ropes, but DenieD reverses it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a running single-leg dropkick, but DenieD
steps out of the way.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan misses with a clothesline.
DenieD hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a shoulderblock.
DenieD attempts a sitdown faceslam, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits DenieD.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
DenieD punches Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
DenieD punches Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind DenieD.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan punches DenieD.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan punches DenieD.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails DenieD with a lariat.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan punches DenieD.
DenieD chops Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan kicks DenieD.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
DenieD chops Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan punches DenieD.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits DenieD.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the DuggWalker on DenieD.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a reverse neckbreaker against DenieD.
DenieD springs to his feet.
DenieD executes the Double Down on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
DenieD goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
DenieD throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan out of the ring.
DenieD jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
DenieD knocks Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ringpost.
DenieD performs a flapjack against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Richard Head counts: 1.
DenieD works the crowd.
The crowd is wildly cheering DenieD with only a few scattered boos audible.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Richard Head counts: 2.
DenieD uses a superkick on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
DenieD throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the guardrail.
DenieD uses the Rocker Dropper on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
DenieD climbs back into the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan brings the table into the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
DenieD hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a clothesline.
DenieD sets up Shaun Freakin' Duggan on the table.
DenieD tries to drive Shaun Freakin' Duggan through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it.
DenieD executes the Double Down on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
DenieD goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
DenieD sets up Shaun Freakin' Duggan on the table.
DenieD tries to drive Shaun Freakin' Duggan through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts to place DenieD on the turnbuckle, but DenieD blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan sets up DenieD on the table.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the Pedigree through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a superkick on DenieD.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan works the crowd.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses the Pedigree on DenieD.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan throws Richard Head out of the ring.
Richard Head is out cold.
Richard Head crawls back into the ring.
Richard Head slowly gets up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the DuggWalker on DenieD.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Shaun Freakin' Duggan. Time of match: 0:22:17
Sim Rating: *** 3/4


Shaun Freakin' Duggan celebrates with the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship.

Shaun Freakin' Duggan poses on the top turnbuckle.





U2tigers comes to ringside.

U2Tigers goes to shake Shaun Freakin' Duggan's hand, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan baulks.

Shaun Freakin' Duggan shakes his head, and gives U2Tigers the bird.

U2Tigers is visibly upset.

Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes to leave the ring, but DenieD attacks him from behind.

U2Tigers tries to drag DenieD away, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan kicks his leg.

por_please_ya comes to ringside.

por_please_ya grabs the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship, but she gets cut off by DenieD.

Elton Johns Wig comes to ringside, and attacks DenieD.

U2Tigers hits the The Edge on Elton John's Wig.

U2Tigers goes to attack DenieD, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits him with an intercept superkick.

por_please_ya his DenieD with a reverse Frankensteiner.

Shaun Freakin' Duggan and por_please_ya stare down in the ring.

Ligma comes to ringside.

Ligma goes for the Dragon Strike, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan and por_please_ya move out of the way.

Shaun Freakin' Duggan and por_please_ya continue to stare down in the ring.



See you on Wednesday for the first installment of Midweek Mayhem!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Let's pretend it's still Wednesday!



It's time for SFAEW Midweek Mayhem!



Kicking us off tonight:

James Colorado and Grand Uncle Horace clash in the Blue League!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
James Colorado nails Grand Uncle Horace with an enzuigiri.
James Colorado is starting to get more cheers than boos.
James Colorado is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
James Colorado works the crowd.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
James Colorado sends Grand Uncle Horace into the turnbuckle.
James Colorado runs shoulder-first into the corner.
James Colorado hits a running knee strike on Grand Uncle Horace.
James Colorado attempts a springboard somersault splash, but Grand Uncle Horace gets his knees up.
Grand Uncle Horace goes for a mounted elbowsmash, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado attempts a bodyslam, but Grand Uncle Horace blocks it.
Grand Uncle Horace locks James Colorado in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Chief tells James Colorado to respond or he'll stop the fight.
James Colorado nods.
Chief checks James Colorado's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
James Colorado fights his way out of the hold after 21 seconds.
James Colorado tries a Burning Hammer, but Grand Uncle Horace slides down his back.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a legsweep on James Colorado.
Grand Uncle Horace covers James Colorado.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Grand Uncle Horace locks James Colorado in an achilles tendon hold.
James Colorado gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace tries a kick to the head, but James Colorado ducks out of the way.
James Colorado tries a springboard dropkick, but Grand Uncle Horace steps out of the way.
A portion of the crowd is booing Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace puts James Colorado in an achilles tendon hold.
James Colorado tries to escape the hold.
James Colorado inches his way towards the ropes after 17 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace puts James Colorado in a Fujiwara armbar.
James Colorado reaches the ropes after holding out for 9 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace whips James Colorado into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace executes a punch against James Colorado.
Grand Uncle Horace uses an armbreaker on James Colorado.
Grand Uncle Horace nails James Colorado with an armbar takedown.
Grand Uncle Horace is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Grand Uncle Horace hits a fist to the midsection on James Colorado.
Grand Uncle Horace tries a choke sleeper, but James Colorado counters it with a roll through.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
Grand Uncle Horace acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
James Colorado throws Grand Uncle Horace into the turnbuckle.
James Colorado charges into the corner.
Grand Uncle Horace begs off.
James Colorado executes a Samoan Drop against Grand Uncle Horace.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
James Colorado hits Grand Uncle Horace with an elbow.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
Grand Uncle Horace acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
James Colorado executes a snap mare against Grand Uncle Horace.
James Colorado performs an enzuigiri against Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
James Colorado performs a Spanish Fly against Grand Uncle Horace.
James Colorado climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Grand Uncle Horace throws him to the mat.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a legsweep on James Colorado.
Grand Uncle Horace goes for a hammerlock, but James Colorado reverses it.
Grand Uncle Horace manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 15 seconds.
James Colorado tries a spinning mule kick, but Grand Uncle Horace ducks out of the way.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a kick to the thigh on James Colorado.
Grand Uncle Horace puts James Colorado in the cross-face chicken wing.
James Colorado grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace puts James Colorado in the cross-face chicken wing.
James Colorado tries to escape the hold.
James Colorado manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace catches James Colorado in a kneebar.
James Colorado inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace goes for a Fujiwara armbar, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado executes a flip piledriver against Grand Uncle Horace.
James Colorado is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
James Colorado throws Grand Uncle Horace into the turnbuckle, but
Grand Uncle Horace reverses it.
Grand Uncle Horace charges into the corner.
Grand Uncle Horace runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace misses with a clothesline.
Grand Uncle Horace hits James Colorado with a kick.
Grand Uncle Horace gets a choke sleeper on James Colorado.
James Colorado reaches the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace whips James Colorado into the ropes.
James Colorado attempts a high knee, but Grand Uncle Horace ducks out of the way.
Grand Uncle Horace throws James Colorado out of the ring.
Grand Uncle Horace jumps onto him with a running elbowdrop.
Grand Uncle Horace shoves James Colorado into the guardrail.
Chief counts: 1.
Grand Uncle Horace shoves James Colorado into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chief counts: 2.
Grand Uncle Horace hits a legsweep on James Colorado.
Chief counts: 3.
Grand Uncle Horace executes a legsweep against James Colorado.
Grand Uncle Horace reenters the ring.
James Colorado rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Grand Uncle Horace runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace misses with a kick.
Grand Uncle Horace hits James Colorado with an elbow.
Grand Uncle Horace puts James Colorado in a Fujiwara armbar.
James Colorado manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 8 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace executes the Caesar's Claw on James Colorado.
James Colorado is valiantly trying to break the hold.
James Colorado is inching his way towards the ropes.
James Colorado tries to fight the pain.
James Colorado summons one last burst of energy.
James Colorado makes it to the ropes after holding out for 35 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace hits a legsweep on James Colorado.
Grand Uncle Horace gets a forearm choke on James Colorado.
Chief warns Grand Uncle Horace to let go.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
Grand Uncle Horace is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Grand Uncle Horace catches James Colorado in the cross-face chicken wing.
James Colorado is valiantly trying to break the hold.
James Colorado makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace runs into the ropes.
James Colorado misses with an elbow.
James Colorado misses with a kick.
Grand Uncle Horace hits James Colorado with a shoulderblock.
Grand Uncle Horace hits an elbowsmash on James Colorado.
Grand Uncle Horace executes the Caesar's Claw on James Colorado.
James Colorado tries to escape the hold.
James Colorado tries to fight the pain.
James Colorado submits after 10 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

The winner is Grand Uncle Horace. Time of match: 0:09:59
Sim Rating: ****


Horry takes the three points! Can James Colorado ever pick up a win?

Blue League Standings
​

​	Wins​	Draws​	Losses​	Bonus​	Points​
Grand Uncle Horace​	1​	0​	0​	0​	3​
serial_thrilla​	1​	0​	0​	0​	3​
Tigerturbulance​	1​	0​	0​	0​	3​
PhenomenalV1​	0​	0​	0​	0​	0​
thewizardmelon​	0​	0​	0​	0​	0​
The Filth Wizard​	0​	0​	1​	0​	0​
JoshWoodenSpoon​	0​	0​	1​	0​	0​
James Colorado​	0​	0​	1​	0​	0​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in our other match of the night:

Braklet takes on Callums_Guns in the Green League!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Braklet punches Callums_Guns.
Numerous fans are using Braklet as target practice.
Braklet kicks Callums_Guns.
Braklet kicks Callums_Guns.
Braklet uses a facerake on Callums_Guns.
Braklet punches Callums_Guns.
Braklet hits Callums_Guns.
Braklet is being booed out of the building.
Braklet whips Callums_Guns into the ropes.
Braklet goes for a bulldog, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns tries a hook kick, but Braklet ducks out of the way.
Braklet attempts a DDT, but Callums_Guns counters it with a backdrop.
Callums_Guns performs a running Frankensteiner against Braklet.
Callums_Guns hits a chop on Braklet.
Callums_Guns attempts a dropkick, but Braklet steps out of the way.
Callums_Guns springs to his feet.
Callums_Guns performs a dropkick against Braklet.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
The crowd is behind Callums_Guns all the way.
Callums_Guns hits a running front dropkick on Braklet.
Callums_Guns covers Braklet.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns whips Braklet into the ropes.
Callums_Guns misses with a shoulderblock.
Callums_Guns performs a legsweep against Braklet.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
The crowd is behind Callums_Guns all the way.
Callums_Guns executes a swinging elbowsmash against Braklet.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Braklet goes for a sleeperhold, but Callums_Guns counters it with a go-behind.
Callums_Guns uses a legsweep on Braklet.
Callums_Guns goes for a springboard cutter, but Braklet blocks it.
Braklet nails Callums_Guns with a reverse neckbreaker.
The crowd is vociferously booing Braklet.
Braklet takes Callums_Guns down with a vertical suplex.
Braklet hits a kneelift on Callums_Guns.
Braklet tries an enzuigiri, but Callums_Guns steps out of the way.
Callums_Guns nails Braklet with a springboard cutter.
Callums_Guns hits a swinging elbowsmash on Braklet.
Callums_Guns whips Braklet into the ropes.
Callums_Guns attempts a lariat, but Braklet counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
Callums_Guns tries to escape the hold.
Callums_Guns breaks the hold after 7 seconds.
The chants for Callums_Guns are deafening.
Callums_Guns performs a spinning back kick against Braklet.
Callums_Guns hits a basement dropkick on Braklet.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
Callums_Guns tries a roundhouse kick, but Braklet blocks it.
Braklet punches Callums_Guns.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Callums_Guns hits Braklet.
Callums_Guns punches Braklet.
Braklet begs off.
Callums_Guns uses a jumping front kick on Braklet.
Callums_Guns uses a spinning mule kick on Braklet.
Callums_Guns hits a hook kick on Braklet.
Callums_Guns performs a handspring enzuigiri against Braklet.
Callums_Guns whips Braklet into the ropes.
Braklet hits Callums_Guns with a clothesline.
Braklet performs a kick to the midsection against Callums_Guns.
Braklet performs a snap mare against Callums_Guns.
Braklet works the crowd.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Braklet hits a knee to the back on Callums_Guns.
Braklet goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Callums_Guns counters it with a side suplex.
Callums_Guns whips Braklet into the ropes.
Callums_Guns hits Braklet with an elbow.
Callums_Guns hits a standing shooting star press on Braklet.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
Callums_Guns uses a basement dropkick on Braklet.
Callums_Guns performs a kneedrop against Braklet.
Callums_Guns hits a running front dropkick on Braklet.
Callums_Guns tries the Robinson Special, but Braklet rolls out of the way.
Braklet uses a back suplex on Callums_Guns.
Braklet whips Callums_Guns into the ropes.
Braklet hits an armdrag takedown on Callums_Guns.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns hits a chop on Braklet.
Callums_Guns hits a handspring enzuigiri on Braklet.
The crowd is going crazy.
Braklet begs off.
Callums_Guns performs the Liger Bomb against Braklet.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns hits a basement dropkick on Braklet.
Callums_Guns performs a jumping front kick against Braklet.
Callums_Guns is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Callums_Guns executes a springboard 450 Splash against Braklet.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Braklet begs off.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Braklet tries an armdrag takedown, but Callums_Guns counters it with
a spinning headscissors.
Callums_Guns uses a standing shooting star press on Braklet.
Richard Head counts: One, shoulder up.
Callums_Guns whips Braklet into the ropes.
Callums_Guns hits Braklet with a shoulderblock.
Callums_Guns executes the Defector on Braklet.
There are lots of chants for Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Braklet begs off.
Callums_Guns attempts a hook kick, but Braklet ducks out of the way.
Braklet executes a DDT against Callums_Guns.
Braklet performs a dropkick against Callums_Guns.
Braklet tries an elbowdrop, but Callums_Guns rolls out of the way.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
The crowd is really behind Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns executes a chop against Braklet.
Callums_Guns uses a springboard forearm smash on Braklet.
Callums_Guns has the crowd going wild.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns hits Braklet with a kick.
Callums_Guns is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Braklet begs off.
Callums_Guns nails Braklet with a swinging elbowsmash.
Callums_Guns covers Braklet.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Callums_Guns hits a springboard cutter on Braklet.
Callums_Guns attempts a springboard cutter, but Braklet counters it with a backslide.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
Braklet executes a Gory lock faceslam against Callums_Guns.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Braklet performs a Gory lock faceslam against Callums_Guns.
Braklet is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Braklet executes a knee to the back against Callums_Guns.
Braklet goes for a superkick, but Callums_Guns counters it with a legsweep.
Callums_Guns executes a handspring enzuigiri against Braklet.
Callums_Guns is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Callums_Guns goes for the Robinson Special, but Braklet moves out of the way.
Braklet works the crowd.
Braklet is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Braklet uses a kneelift on Callums_Guns.
Braklet kicks Callums_Guns.
Braklet punches Callums_Guns.
Braklet executes a facerake against Callums_Guns.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns hits Braklet with a shoulderblock.
Callums_Guns tries a swinging elbowsmash, but Braklet ducks out of the way.
Braklet executes a knee to the back against Callums_Guns.
Braklet performs a leg lariat against Callums_Guns.
Braklet goes for an elbowdrop, but Callums_Guns moves out of the way.
Callums_Guns hits a springboard 450 Splash on Braklet.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns tries a running front dropkick, but Braklet steps out of the way.
Braklet is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Braklet performs a reverse neckbreaker against Callums_Guns.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Braklet misses with an elbow.
Braklet tries a swinging neckbreaker, but Callums_Guns counters it with a side suplex.
Callums_Guns nails Braklet with a standing shooting star press.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Callums_Guns hits the Liger Bomb on Braklet.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Braklet begs off.
Callums_Guns executes the Defector on Braklet.
Callums_Guns goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns executes a basement dropkick against Braklet.
Callums_Guns performs a shooting star press against Braklet.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
Callums_Guns executes a roundhouse kick against Braklet.
The crowd is really behind Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns performs a bodyslam against Braklet.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
Callums_Guns nails Braklet with a springboard cutter.
The crowd is going crazy.
Callums_Guns nails Braklet with an enzuigiri.
Braklet begs off.
Callums_Guns whips Braklet into the ropes, but Braklet reverses it.
Callums_Guns hits Braklet with a kick.
Callums_Guns hits a legsweep on Braklet.
Callums_Guns uses the Liger Bomb on Braklet.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns throws Braklet out of the ring.
Callums_Guns jumps onto him with a tope.
Callums_Guns has the crowd going wild.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Callums_Guns goes for a bodyslam, but Braklet counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: 1.
Braklet throws Callums_Guns into the ringsteps.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Richard Head counts: 2.
Braklet throws Callums_Guns back into the ring.
Braklet chops Callums_Guns.
Braklet further incites the crowd.
Callums_Guns punches Braklet.
Callums_Guns chops Braklet.
Callums_Guns has the crowd going wild.
Callums_Guns goes for a lifting inverted DDT, but Braklet throws him off.
Braklet uses a forearm to the back on Callums_Guns.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Braklet uses a swinging neckbreaker on Callums_Guns.
Braklet performs a bodyslam against Callums_Guns.
Braklet uses a kneedrop on Callums_Guns.
Numerous fans are using Braklet as target practice.
Braklet attempts a Russian legsweep, but Callums_Guns counters it with an elbowsmash.
Callums_Guns chops Braklet.
Callums_Guns kicks Braklet.
The crowd is behind Callums_Guns all the way.
Callums_Guns executes a handspring enzuigiri against Braklet.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Callums_Guns executes a springboard 450 Splash against Braklet.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
Callums_Guns complains about a slow count.
Braklet hits a knee to the back on Callums_Guns.
Braklet executes the Squid Clutch on Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns is struggling to reach the ropes.
Callums_Guns is inching his way towards the ropes.
Callums_Guns isn't moving anymore.
Richard Head asks Callums_Guns if he should stop the fight.
Callums_Guns shakes his head.
Richard Head tells Callums_Guns to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Callums_Guns nods.
Richard Head asks Callums_Guns if he's still there.
Callums_Guns nods.
Richard Head asks Callums_Guns if he's still there.
Callums_Guns nods.
Richard Head checks Callums_Guns's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Richard Head stops the match after 53 seconds.
The crowd is vociferously booing Braklet.

The winner is Braklet. Time of match: 0:16:08
Sim Rating: **** 3/4


And Braklet is off the ground!

Green League Standings​

​	Wins​	Draws​	Losses​	Bonus​	Points​
Braklet​	1​	0​	0​	0​	3​
Loonerty​	1​	0​	0​	0​	3​
Tonga Bob​	1​	0​	0​	0​	3​
Frothies Mcveigh​	0​	0​	0​	0​	0​
AnUltimateRessie​	0​	0​	0​	0​	0​
TheInjuryFactory​	0​	0​	1​	0​	0​
tony​	0​	0​	1​	0​	0​
Callums_Guns​	0​	0​	1​	0​	0​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The night isn't over yet!



Let's take a look at this Sunday's SFAEW Show!



Here's what's on the card:






I'm taking on thewizardmelon in the Blue League!






Meanwhile, Frothies Mcveigh is free from his feud with the Turbos, and he's taking on a debutig AnUltimateRessie in the Green League!






Following on from last week's miscommunication, The Filth Wizard is keeping serial_thrilla under close surveillance as the two of them (along with pantskyle and brahj) take on Cadsky, nahnah, SarahSmiles and Brenton Davy in a little faction warfare!






It's Okey's Open Challenge!

Can okeydoke7 prepare for a mystery opponent on his quest to become Mr...One...THOUSAND days?






Shaun Freakin' Duggan will address the events of last Sunday's chaotic brawl!




And in your main event of the week:






It's the ultimate game of Cat and Mouse!

Ahead of Round 3's Tag Title showdown, Bonz and damicky clash for the first time in nearly a year.

And to spice things up...It'll be a Three Stages of Hell match!

Bonz gets to pick the first stipulation.

Damicky gets to pick the second stipulation.

And since I have a conflict of interest given that my tag team partner is competing...

...SFAEW's Head of Security Gralin will be picking the final stipulation! (If needed)




See you on Sunday.​

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Goodnight Frothies Mcveigh you are ****ed

#undefeatedszn

 

[Braklet]

The crowd is vociferously booing Braklet.

The winner is Braklet. Time of match: 0:16:08
Sim Rating: **** 3/4

Yay me!

There's still no F-in way I'm getting into any av bets with Callums_Guns.

 

[James Colorado]

They lock up.
James Colorado nails Grand Uncle Horace with an enzuigiri.
James Colorado is starting to get more cheers than boos.
James Colorado is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
James Colorado works the crowd.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
James Colorado sends Grand Uncle Horace into the turnbuckle.
James Colorado runs shoulder-first into the corner.
James Colorado hits a running knee strike on Grand Uncle Horace.
James Colorado attempts a springboard somersault splash, but Grand Uncle Horace gets his knees up.
Grand Uncle Horace goes for a mounted elbowsmash, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado attempts a bodyslam, but Grand Uncle Horace blocks it.
Grand Uncle Horace locks James Colorado in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Chief tells James Colorado to respond or he'll stop the fight.
James Colorado nods.
Chief checks James Colorado's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
James Colorado fights his way out of the hold after 21 seconds.
James Colorado tries a Burning Hammer, but Grand Uncle Horace slides down his back.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a legsweep on James Colorado.
Grand Uncle Horace covers James Colorado.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Grand Uncle Horace locks James Colorado in an achilles tendon hold.
James Colorado gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace tries a kick to the head, but James Colorado ducks out of the way.
James Colorado tries a springboard dropkick, but Grand Uncle Horace steps out of the way.
A portion of the crowd is booing Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace puts James Colorado in an achilles tendon hold.
James Colorado tries to escape the hold.
James Colorado inches his way towards the ropes after 17 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace puts James Colorado in a Fujiwara armbar.
James Colorado reaches the ropes after holding out for 9 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace whips James Colorado into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace executes a punch against James Colorado.
Grand Uncle Horace uses an armbreaker on James Colorado.
Grand Uncle Horace nails James Colorado with an armbar takedown.
Grand Uncle Horace is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Grand Uncle Horace hits a fist to the midsection on James Colorado.
Grand Uncle Horace tries a choke sleeper, but James Colorado counters it with a roll through.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
Grand Uncle Horace acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
James Colorado throws Grand Uncle Horace into the turnbuckle.
James Colorado charges into the corner.
Grand Uncle Horace begs off.
James Colorado executes a Samoan Drop against Grand Uncle Horace.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
James Colorado hits Grand Uncle Horace with an elbow.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
Grand Uncle Horace acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
James Colorado executes a snap mare against Grand Uncle Horace.
James Colorado performs an enzuigiri against Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
James Colorado performs a Spanish Fly against Grand Uncle Horace.
James Colorado climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Grand Uncle Horace throws him to the mat.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a legsweep on James Colorado.
Grand Uncle Horace goes for a hammerlock, but James Colorado reverses it.
Grand Uncle Horace manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 15 seconds.
James Colorado tries a spinning mule kick, but Grand Uncle Horace ducks out of the way.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a kick to the thigh on James Colorado.
Grand Uncle Horace puts James Colorado in the cross-face chicken wing.
James Colorado grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace puts James Colorado in the cross-face chicken wing.
James Colorado tries to escape the hold.
James Colorado manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace catches James Colorado in a kneebar.
James Colorado inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace goes for a Fujiwara armbar, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado executes a flip piledriver against Grand Uncle Horace.
James Colorado is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
James Colorado throws Grand Uncle Horace into the turnbuckle, but
Grand Uncle Horace reverses it.
Grand Uncle Horace charges into the corner.
Grand Uncle Horace runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace misses with a clothesline.
Grand Uncle Horace hits James Colorado with a kick.
Grand Uncle Horace gets a choke sleeper on James Colorado.
James Colorado reaches the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace whips James Colorado into the ropes.
James Colorado attempts a high knee, but Grand Uncle Horace ducks out of the way.
Grand Uncle Horace throws James Colorado out of the ring.
Grand Uncle Horace jumps onto him with a running elbowdrop.
Grand Uncle Horace shoves James Colorado into the guardrail.
Chief counts: 1.
Grand Uncle Horace shoves James Colorado into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chief counts: 2.
Grand Uncle Horace hits a legsweep on James Colorado.
Chief counts: 3.
Grand Uncle Horace executes a legsweep against James Colorado.
Grand Uncle Horace reenters the ring.
James Colorado rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Grand Uncle Horace runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace misses with a kick.
Grand Uncle Horace hits James Colorado with an elbow.
Grand Uncle Horace puts James Colorado in a Fujiwara armbar.
James Colorado manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 8 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace executes the Caesar's Claw on James Colorado.
James Colorado is valiantly trying to break the hold.
James Colorado is inching his way towards the ropes.
James Colorado tries to fight the pain.
James Colorado summons one last burst of energy.
James Colorado makes it to the ropes after holding out for 35 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace hits a legsweep on James Colorado.
Grand Uncle Horace gets a forearm choke on James Colorado.
Chief warns Grand Uncle Horace to let go.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
Grand Uncle Horace is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Grand Uncle Horace catches James Colorado in the cross-face chicken wing.
James Colorado is valiantly trying to break the hold.
James Colorado makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace runs into the ropes.
James Colorado misses with an elbow.
James Colorado misses with a kick.
Grand Uncle Horace hits James Colorado with a shoulderblock.
Grand Uncle Horace hits an elbowsmash on James Colorado.
Grand Uncle Horace executes the Caesar's Claw on James Colorado.
James Colorado tries to escape the hold.
James Colorado tries to fight the pain.
James Colorado submits after 10 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

The winner is Grand Uncle Horace. Time of match: 0:09:59
Sim Rating: ****


Horry takes the three points! Can James Colorado ever pick up a win?

Blue League Standings
​

​	Wins​	Draws​	Losses​	Bonus​	Points​
Grand Uncle Horace​	1​	0​	0​	0​	3​
serial_thrilla​	1​	0​	0​	0​	3​
Tigerturbulance​	1​	0​	0​	0​	3​
PhenomenalV1​	0​	0​	0​	0​	0​
thewizardmelon​	0​	0​	0​	0​	0​
The Filth Wizard​	0​	0​	1​	0​	0​
JoshWoodenSpoon​	0​	0​	1​	0​	0​
James Colorado​	0​	0​	1​	0​	0​

I'll attend to this when I've sobered up

But I fully expect to take a title through some chicanery without actually winning

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

Goodnight Frothies Mcveigh you are ****ed

#undefeatedszn

You’ll be shipped back down to developmental by the time I’m done with you AnUltimateJobber.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

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Following on from last week's miscommunication, The Filth Wizard is keeping serial_thrilla under close surveillance as the two of them (along with pantskyle and brahj) take on Cadsky, nahnah, SarahSmiles and Brenton Davy in a little faction warfare!

​

I have no choice but to trust sweet serial_thrilla, why he's even feeding me a delicious can of Slurm.

 

[Braklet]

I have no choice but to trust sweet serial_thrilla, why he's even feeding me a delicious can of Slurm.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

You’ll be shipped back down to developmental by the time I’m done with you AnUltimateJobber.

It must be embarrassing to lose to a debutant

 

[Gralin]

The night isn't over yet!



Let's take a look at this Sunday's SFAEW Show!



Here's what's on the card:




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I'm taking on thewizardmelon in the Blue League!




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Meanwhile, Frothies Mcveigh is free from his feud with the Turbos, and he's taking on a debutig AnUltimateRessie in the Green League!




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Following on from last week's miscommunication, The Filth Wizard is keeping serial_thrilla under close surveillance as the two of them (along with pantskyle and brahj) take on Cadsky, nahnah, SarahSmiles and Brenton Davy in a little faction warfare!




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It's Okey's Open Challenge!

Can okeydoke7 prepare for a mystery opponent on his quest to become Mr...One...THOUSAND days?




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Shaun Freakin' Duggan will address the events of last Sunday's chaotic brawl!




And in your main event of the week:




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It's the ultimate game of Cat and Mouse!

Ahead of Round 3's Tag Title showdown, Bonz and damicky clash for the first time in nearly a year.

And to spice things up...It'll be a Three Stages of Hell match!

Bonz gets to pick the first stipulation.

Damicky gets to pick the second stipulation.

And since I have a conflict of interest given that my tag team partner is competing...

...SFAEW's Head of Security Gralin will be picking the final stipulation! (If needed)




See you on Sunday.​

Sounds like I better put my thinking hat on!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

CURRENT CHAMPIONS​

WRESTLER​	CHAMPIONSHIP HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
Shaun Freakin' Duggan​	World Heavyweight Championship​	15/10/2023​	119​
PhenomenalV1 & Bonz​	World Tag Team Championships​	5/11/2023​	64​
okeydoke7​	Intercity Championship​	4/2/2024​	7​
King Tenz​	Hardcore Championship​	21/1/2024​	21​
Grand Uncle Horace, Braklet & JT_the_Man​	Trios Championships​	9/12/2023​	64​

Dates and stats correct as of 11/2/24.

OTHER CURRENT ACHIEVEMENTS​

WRESTLER​	ACHIEVEMENT HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
Senor M​	ClarkeMoney in the Bank​	9/12/2023​	64​

Championship board updated ahead of tonight's show.

ShaunDuggan Bonz okeydoke7 King Tenz Grand Uncle Horace Braklet JT_the_Man Senor M

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Sunday, you know what that means!



It's time for SFAEW Round 2!



Kicking us off this week:

It's PhenomenalV1 vs thewizardmelon in a Blue League match!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
TheWizardMelon uses the Sling Blade on PhenomenalV1.
TheWizardMelon performs a forearm to the back against PhenomenalV1.
TheWizardMelon gets a Texas Cloverleaf on PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 grabs the ropes after holding out for 7 seconds.
TheWizardMelon whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon uses an enzuigiri on PhenomenalV1.
TheWizardMelon whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon goes for a slap, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 nails TheWizardMelon with a spinning headlock elbowdrop.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 hits Manangatang with a gutwrench suplex.
Manangatang is out cold.
Manangatang gets up.
PhenomenalV1 whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 hits a hiptoss on TheWizardMelon.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
The chants for PhenomenalV1 are deafening.
PhenomenalV1 tries a vertical suplex, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon executes a release dragon suplex against PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is giving TheWizardMelon a standing ovation.
TheWizardMelon is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon throws PhenomenalV1 into the turnbuckle.
TheWizardMelon runs shoulder-first into the corner.
TheWizardMelon tries a dragon screw, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a single arm DDT, but TheWizardMelon reverses it.
TheWizardMelon executes an enzuigiri against PhenomenalV1.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a side slam, but TheWizardMelon counters it with an armdrag takedown.
In turn, PhenomenalV1 counters it with a spinning headscissors.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes, but TheWizardMelon reverses it.
TheWizardMelon misses with a shoulderblock.
PhenomenalV1 hits TheWizardMelon with an elbow.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
PhenomenalV1 executes a swinging neckbreaker against TheWizardMelon.
PhenomenalV1 suddenly slides out of the ring.
He retrieves Beez Trophy.
PhenomenalV1 takes a swing at TheWizardMelon with the Trophy, but he gets out of the way.
TheWizardMelon snatches the Trophy from him.
TheWizardMelon hits him with the Trophy.
The crowd is giving TheWizardMelon a standing ovation.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 tries a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a rana.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon attempts an Aztecan suplex, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a go-behind.
PhenomenalV1 hits him with Beez Trophy.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a Russian legsweep, but TheWizardMelon counters it with an elbowsmash.
TheWizardMelon whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes, but PhenomenalV1 reverses it.
TheWizardMelon misses with a clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 hits TheWizardMelon with a clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 executes a DDT against TheWizardMelon.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a swinging DDT, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a Northern Lights suplex.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd erupts.
TheWizardMelon attempts a dragon suplex, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a backward kick.
PhenomenalV1 executes a swinging DDT against TheWizardMelon.
The chants for PhenomenalV1 are deafening.
PhenomenalV1 nails TheWizardMelon with a swinging neckbreaker.
PhenomenalV1 hits a side slam on TheWizardMelon.
PhenomenalV1 tries a swinging DDT, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a backbreaker.
TheWizardMelon nails PhenomenalV1 with a spinning headlock elbowdrop.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon tries a spinning headlock elbowdrop, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 hits a lariat on TheWizardMelon.
The crowd is behind PhenomenalV1 all the way.
PhenomenalV1 performs a tilt-a-whirl suplex against TheWizardMelon.
PhenomenalV1 whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 performs an enzuigiri against TheWizardMelon.
PhenomenalV1 tries a lariat, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for TheWizardMelon.
In turn, PhenomenalV1 counters it with a punch.
PhenomenalV1 hits him with the Trophy.
The crowd is behind PhenomenalV1 all the way.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a front slam, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a roundhouse right.
In turn, PhenomenalV1 counters it with a duck-down move.
PhenomenalV1 hits him with the Trophy.
Manangatang throws the Trophy over the top rope.
PhenomenalV1 hits a headlock takedown on TheWizardMelon.
PhenomenalV1 whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon goes for a running front dropkick, but PhenomenalV1 steps out of the way.
PhenomenalV1 nails TheWizardMelon with the Liger Bomb.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 performs a spinning headlock elbowdrop against TheWizardMelon.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
PhenomenalV1 uses the Liger Bomb on TheWizardMelon.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 throws TheWizardMelon out of the ring.
PhenomenalV1 goes through the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 throws TheWizardMelon into the guardrail.
PhenomenalV1 uses a headbutt on TheWizardMelon.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Manangatang counts: 2.
PhenomenalV1 climbs back into the ring.
TheWizardMelon follows him back in.
PhenomenalV1 tries a single arm DDT, but TheWizardMelon counters it with an armdrag takedown.
TheWizardMelon attempts a springboard cross body press, but PhenomenalV1 steps out of the way.
PhenomenalV1 whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits PhenomenalV1 with a shoulderblock.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 hits TheWizardMelon with a clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 uses a headbutt on TheWizardMelon.
PhenomenalV1 hits a Russian legsweep on TheWizardMelon.
PhenomenalV1 executes a gutwrench suplex against TheWizardMelon.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
The crowd is giving PhenomenalV1 a standing ovation.
PhenomenalV1 gives the sign for the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown.
PhenomenalV1 executes the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown on TheWizardMelon.
PhenomenalV1 goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a headbutt, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon attempts a springboard cross body press, but PhenomenalV1
counters it with an intercept superkick.
The crowd is giving PhenomenalV1 a standing ovation.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 misses with a clothesline.
TheWizardMelon goes for an enzuigiri, but PhenomenalV1 steps out of the way.
PhenomenalV1 attempts to place TheWizardMelon on the turnbuckle, but
TheWizardMelon blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 hits a front slam on TheWizardMelon.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
PhenomenalV1 slowly slides out of the ring.
He returns with the ring bell.
PhenomenalV1 takes a swing at TheWizardMelon with the ring bell, but he gets out of the way.
TheWizardMelon snatches the ring bell from him.
TheWizardMelon hits him with the ring bell.
The crowd is giving TheWizardMelon a standing ovation.
Manangatang throws the ring bell over the top rope.
TheWizardMelon executes a whiplash neckbreaker against PhenomenalV1.
TheWizardMelon tries a German suplex, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with an elbowsmash.
PhenomenalV1 tries a Russian legsweep, but TheWizardMelon counters it with an elbowsmash.
TheWizardMelon uses an elbowsmash on PhenomenalV1.
TheWizardMelon throws PhenomenalV1 out of the ring.
PhenomenalV1 hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
PhenomenalV1 pulls himself back in.
PhenomenalV1 nails TheWizardMelon with a reverse neckbreaker.
The crowd is giving PhenomenalV1 a standing ovation.
PhenomenalV1 whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 hits TheWizardMelon with an elbow.
PhenomenalV1 performs an enzuigiri against TheWizardMelon.
PhenomenalV1 is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a fistdrop, but TheWizardMelon moves out of the way.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon performs a somersault splash against PhenomenalV1.
TheWizardMelon uses a Russian legsweep on PhenomenalV1.
TheWizardMelon hits a forearm to the back on PhenomenalV1.
TheWizardMelon performs a flying forearm against PhenomenalV1.
TheWizardMelon throws PhenomenalV1 into the turnbuckle, but PhenomenalV1 reverses it.
PhenomenalV1 charges in with a clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 executes a bulldog against TheWizardMelon.
PhenomenalV1 uses a headbutt on TheWizardMelon.
PhenomenalV1 covers TheWizardMelon.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
PhenomenalV1 whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 misses with an elbow.
TheWizardMelon tries a running front dropkick, but PhenomenalV1 steps out of the way.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 attempts the Liger Bomb, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, PhenomenalV1 counters it with a sunset flip.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
PhenomenalV1 attempts a gutwrench suplex, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon throws PhenomenalV1 out of the ring.
PhenomenalV1 hangs on to the top rope.
TheWizardMelon notices it and knees PhenomenalV1 in the back.
Manangatang counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, PhenomenalV1 reenters the ring.
TheWizardMelon nails PhenomenalV1 with the Sling Blade.
TheWizardMelon hits PhenomenalV1.
TheWizardMelon chops PhenomenalV1.
The crowd erupts.
TheWizardMelon punches PhenomenalV1.
TheWizardMelon uses a jawbreaker on PhenomenalV1.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 misses with a kick.
TheWizardMelon misses with a clothesline.
TheWizardMelon hits a flying forearm on PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is giving TheWizardMelon a standing ovation.
TheWizardMelon whips PhenomenalV1 into the turnbuckle.
TheWizardMelon performs a hiptoss against PhenomenalV1.
TheWizardMelon hits a dropkick to the knee on PhenomenalV1.
TheWizardMelon is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon uses a slap on PhenomenalV1.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 hits TheWizardMelon with a backdrop.
TheWizardMelon falls out of the ring.
PhenomenalV1 rolls out under the bottom rope.
PhenomenalV1 clears the announcers' table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a swinging DDT, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
Manangatang counts: 1.
TheWizardMelon sets up PhenomenalV1 on the announcers' table.
TheWizardMelon executes a somersault splash through the table.
The table is broken in half.
TheWizardMelon nails PhenomenalV1 with a Russian legsweep.
Manangatang counts: 2.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
PhenomenalV1 performs an elbowsmash against TheWizardMelon.
Manangatang counts: 3.
PhenomenalV1 throws TheWizardMelon back into the ring.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Phoenix Splash on PhenomenalV1.
TheWizardMelon goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 kips up.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 hits TheWizardMelon with a lariat.
PhenomenalV1 executes the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown on TheWizardMelon.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is PhenomenalV1. Time of match: 0:13:11
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


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Blue League Standings​

​	Wins​	Draws​	Losses​	Bonus​	Points​
Grand Uncle Horace​	1​	0​	0​	0​	3​
PhenomenalV1​	1​	0​	0​	0​	3​
serial_thrilla​	1​	0​	0​	0​	3​
Tigerturbulance​	1​	0​	0​	0​	3​
The Filth Wizard​	0​	0​	1​	0​	0​
JoshWoodenSpoon​	0​	0​	1​	0​	0​
thewizardmelon​	0​	0​	1​	0​	0​
James Colorado​	0​	0​	1​	0​	0​