Off-topic Post your limericks here people, or be damned for eternity in the fires of hell

[Duritz]

There once was a coach called Mick,
His players played like they were sick,
So he cooked up some snags,
But they still played like ****,
Soon enough they'll give him the flick.

Or -

There once was a player called Dayne,
To Brisbane he flew on a plane,
Said he "I need to see Dad!"
But the Pies they'd been had,
And now their supporters feel pain.

 

[Morganashlee]

There once was a poster named durex
Whose life contained very little sex
To compensate he drinks
This thread sure does stink
Like the fish that John West rejects.

 

[Bombers 2003]

durex has been on the grog again

 

[Starburns_]

There once was a poster named durex
Whose life contained very little sex
To compensate he drinks
This thread sure does stink
Like the fish that John West rejects.

Wow, classic 2nd post reply.

 

[Yidaki]

Duritz, a floggish drunk of the bay,
is consistently overwelcomed but stays,
to make more silly threads, that are floggish at best,
then proceeds to beat goo all over his chest,
until the mods say goodnight for not the last time.

 

[rustyg70]

There once was a ranga named Leppo
Who coaches a team in Bris Vego.
We do not need no talls,
Cause we have heaps of smalls
Who cares if our forward line is El Crapo.

 

[Duritz]

Duritz, a floggish drunk of the bay,
is consistently overwelcomed but stays,
to make more silly threads, that are floggish at best,
then proceeds to beat goo all over his chest,
until the mods say goodnight for not the last time.

Worst limerick ever. They need to rhyme genius.

 

[Yidaki]

Worst limerick ever. They need to rhyme genius.

It was awesome and you know it.

 

[Packedlunch]

I once snagged my balls in a vice

Which only afterwards i realised was quite nice

Erm no.....

 

[Duritz]

There once was a player named Adam,
A little girl made him angry like Saddam,
He pointed at faces,
And then called her racist,
So they gave him a medal not Vladdum.





Well YOU try rhyming with Adam!

 

[Yidaki]

There once was a player named Adam,
A little girl made him angry like Saddam,
He pointed at faces,
And then called her racist,
So they gave him a medal not Vladdum.





Well YOU try rhyming with Adam!

Ah, man, that soooooooooo doesn't rhyme.

 

[Packedlunch]

There once was a player named Adam,
A little girl made him angry like Saddam,
He pointed at faces,
And then called her racist,
So they gave him a medal not Vladdum.





Well YOU try rhyming with Adam!

Madame?

 

[Duritz]

Madame?

Madam, yes, didn't think of that...

 

[Yidaki]

Madam, yes, didn't think of that...

And you call yourself a limerick artist! Shame on you!

 

[Yidaki]

Divvy this thread too. OP doesn't know how to rhyme.

 

[Duritz]

And you call yourself a limerick artist! Shame on you!

No I'm a different sort of "artist".

Divvy this thread too. OP doesn't know how to rhyme.

It rhymes just fine you floggo.

 

[Yidaki]

No I'm a different sort of "artist".



It rhymes just fine you floggo.

When are you going on holidays again?

 

[SexyBlueGirl]

There once was a shit poster called Duritz.

That is all.

 

[Morganashlee]

There was an old martyr named Goodes
Who pointed out a girl from the woods
She called him a name
Eddie joined in the game
Now both wear pointed white hoods.

 

[Packedlunch]

There once was a team called the Hawks

Since 61 all other teams sucked on their cawks

They said with a grin as they wiped off their chins

Next, please give us the cowboy walk

 

[JeddaB]

There once was a poster named durex
Whose life contained very little sex
To compensate he drinks
This thread sure does stink
Like the fish that John West rejects.

Absolutely dominated!

 

[Gray Day]

Divvy this attention whoring shit.

 

[JeddaB]

There was an old martyr named Goodes
Who pointed out a girl from the woods
She called him a name
Eddie joined in the game
Now both wear pointed white hoods.

Damn you're good at this.

 

[Morganashlee]

The poor old dark navy blues
Without cheating they can't help but lose
Got a new coach named Mick
A miserable old prick
At least he provides barbecues

 

[Double the Fist]

Duritz was massivley pissed,
his thread was strong getting dissed
his rhyme skills were boned
second post had him owned
cause he's as bad as Double the Fist