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A lovely beginning for the story that is Farrand.


But in more important news.

I would like to thank those that showed me support in facing the "great housework crisis" that was this afternoon, although I did head out to greater conquests of Junior Football finals today, I have managed to return to the place I like to claim I reside in and finish my required duties in the required time frame.

Unfortunately, the personal vendetta of myself against the cutlery continues.. I fear the saga may continue for many years to come!!!
 
Burn it down and start a new life with fresh cutlery, that's what I suggest. Many a day I look around myself and think of doing this, although my flatmates may not enjoy it. However, if I burn them down to then I can get new flatmates as well. With petrol the opportunities are limitless.
 
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Farrand said:
Burn it down and start a new life with fresh cutlery, that's what I suggest. Many a day I look around myself and think of doing this, although my flatmates may not enjoy it. However, if I burn them down to then I can get new flatmates as well. With petrol the opportunities are limitless.
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This suggestion whilst superb, will not fix my issue, all this will do is bring in new cutlery that will take it's place and continue the saga!! The only answer I can see going forward is the annihilation of cutlery and replacing it with robot cutlery that cleans itself!! Or plastic cutlery that I can simply dispose of. This question may be too difficult for me to decider though and the saga will continue forever more!!
 

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Farrand said:
Burn it down and start a new life with fresh cutlery, that's what I suggest. Many a day I look around myself and think of doing this, although my flatmates may not enjoy it. However, if I burn them down to then I can get new flatmates as well. With petrol the opportunities are limitless.
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This suggestion whilst superb, will not fix my issue, all this will do is bring in new cutlery that will take it's place and continue the saga!! The only answer I can see going forward is the annihilation of cutlery and replacing it with robot cutlery that cleans itself!! Or plastic cutlery that I can simply dispose of. This question may be too difficult for me to decider though and the saga will continue forever more!!
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I don't want to be the guy who jumps up and down and screams that you're playing god, but by creating this robot cutlery you will no doubt be playing god and hell's teeth I won't stand for it.

I don't know if you noticed but I mentioned that before we allow robots to start taking all the best jobs in society we need a constitution. A CoNsTiTuTiOn that gives us the unwavering right to abuse and punish any robot under our control.

So if you were to replace your cutlery with this abomination (only without the constitution) cutlery than sir, what is to stop them from rising up and creating a terrifying planet of the robot cutlery where all the remnants of human society is forced to eat soylent green no matter how delicious it is? You can forget the trip to the timber mill for a start.

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Can't beat a bit of Hunters & Collectors. Although...

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I do understand your concerns about the robotic cutlery that cleans itself, but I am not sure that you understand just how deep this long standing rivalry between cutlery and myself runs.

It started back on a warm and sunny afternoon in 1906, the Germans, who would later try to take over the world were a gentle breed, incapable of hurt, only capable of love, well at least, the one I knew was, his name was Franz, he lived next door. The Australians still were not sure of their actual existence, while the English were pompous and crass (not much has changed there).
A warm breeze blew through an open window as I gazed across my living room pondering the answer to the mysteries of life, I noticed out of the corner of my eye, one simple spoon that sat upon the counter bench top, it leered at me, an evil leer, that made me immediately uncomfortable. I had only minutes earlier, completed the task of washing away the filth from his brothers and sisters, but this solitary spoon had evaded me, I looked away for but a second, when my gaze returned to the area the spoon last sat, it had gone, beginning a long standing rivalry between myself and cutlery that will last long into the future of my children and my children's children and their dog.

Are you beginning to understand my needs now?
 
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I do understand your concerns about the robotic cutlery that cleans itself, but I am not sure that you understand just how deep this long standing rivalry between cutlery and myself runs.

It started back on a warm and sunny afternoon in 1906, the Germans, who would later try to take over the world were a gentle breed, incapable of hurt, only capable of love, well at least, the one I knew was, his name was Franz, he lived next door. The Australians still were not sure of their actual existence, while the English were pompous and crass (not much has changed there).
A warm breeze blew through an open window as I gazed across my living room pondering the answer to the mysteries of life, I noticed out of the corner of my eye, one simple spoon that sat upon the counter bench top, it leered at me, an evil leer, that made me immediately uncomfortable. I had only minutes earlier, completed the task of washing away the filth from his brothers and sisters, but this solitary spoon had evaded me, I looked away for but a second, when my gaze returned to the area the spoon last sat, it had gone, beginning a long standing rivalry between myself and cutlery that will last long into the future of my children and my children's children and their dog.

Are you beginning to understand my needs now?
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In a wearisome, 'I've had my undying enemies', kinda of way I can. Although, as history has undoubtedly told us, me getting my arse kicked from cats to pregnant teenagers, certainly doesn't compare with the tribulations that you seem to be faced with. Because as we know, when you're drinking methylated spirits and eating Aldi brand catfood there's probably not much else you can do to make matters worse and any beating is probably a blissful few seconds respite from eating and drinking said catfood and said white spirits.

This is not to say you're not in some kind of never ending cycle of a conundrum that's threatens to rip your soul from it's very body. This is a very dangerous and potentially dangerous situation you've somehow concocted (and I say that in light terms because that would be to put the blame on you which, in my mind, is certainly not the case). The only thing I think we can do at this point, bar the burning every thing we come into contact idea, is to ridicule and savage anybody who mentions either of our names. Failing this (and I don't want to go down this path, not again) is to call a crusade. It's been a while, but for an issue of this magnitude, it may have to be done.

In terms of this "The Australians still were not sure of their actual existence, while the English were pompous and crass" I was unfortunate to have been born in Rotherham and registered in Bunbury. I sit on my bed each morning, dribbling away uncontrollably as two halves of my mind fight for dominance. Every facial orifice bleeds and sometimes more. So believe me when I say I feel your pain.
 
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A crusade you say... This indeed sounds like the direction we may be facing, ala a similar crusade undertaken by Richard the Lionheart whilst Robin Hood pillaged and plundered his kingdom and assaulted and claimed his kin for his own....

A wonderful suggestion indeed... We can crusade, and boncer can pillage and plunder...
 
You guys post way to much stuff. Anything more then 3 lines and I lose interest.
 
It's like you suddenly adopted two children with ADD and Autism at the same time...
 

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So the changes have begun for Season 14... A big congrats to the winners of the awards on B&F afternoon.

Congrats to Biggie on a great job as Captain for the past few years and look forward to seeing your contributions in Season 14 as the reigning medallist..

So a new look leadership team is forming and a big season ahead.

Captain - Boncer
V/C - IMS, Farrand, ???

Is there other VC's Bonce?
 
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So the changes have begun for Season 14... A big congrats to the winners of the awards on B&F afternoon.

Congrats to Biggie on a great job as Captain for the past few years and look forward to seeing your contributions in Season 14 as the reigning medallist..

So a new look leadership team is forming and a big season ahead.

Captain - Boncer
V/C - IMS, Farrand, ???

Is there other VC's Bonce?
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Surely Tarks is?? :confused:
 
No. I have someone in mind for that 3rd spot.

Maybe next season.
 
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Hello everybody.
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Welcome aboard Maddz.. Make sure you pop in and post on a regular basis, abuse and complete confusion is more than welcome :cool:
 

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