Supermercado
The straw that stirs the drink
Join now. Do you, like me, hate giant pom poms? Do you wince whenever you see a lovingly prepared banner with five lines of rotten poetry and an advert on the back destroyed in seconds? Do you ever wish people would come up with a better chant than "<TEAM NAME> CLAP CLAP CLAP"?
Do you wonder what people who wear shirts reading "Cheer Squad Official" and consider themselves 'leaders' do the other six days of the week when they're not acting like mutants at the footy? BAN THEM ALL. Break them up by armed force if necessary. That includes our one, don't you worry about that, especially the guy who does the one hand in the air "MEL" and one hand in the air "BOURNE" chant.
Do you wonder what people who wear shirts reading "Cheer Squad Official" and consider themselves 'leaders' do the other six days of the week when they're not acting like mutants at the footy? BAN THEM ALL. Break them up by armed force if necessary. That includes our one, don't you worry about that, especially the guy who does the one hand in the air "MEL" and one hand in the air "BOURNE" chant.