I reckon the no sleep bit is a bit rough, but apart from that id give myself a bit of a shot... I think the key would be to take one page and try and match it with another by seeing if the last part of one page gels with the first part of the next eventually you'll hopefully have 50 pairs of...
Must admit you do sound like a 15 year old bragging about being a spirit drinker, but anyway... the one spirit that doesnt go down well straight is Vodka. The rest is ok (not sure about gin as i havent tried it)
I know right? who the **** does that. Id shit myself if i stood up and pissed while needing to take a shit- the pissing helps the shitting process, its like a simultaneous release
Alot of your friends are bullshitters. Sure there are nights were you get COMPLETELY shitfaced and dont remember much of the night before. But most of the time when you get drunk you remember the night before. People say they can't remember to increase others' perceptions of how good their night...
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I dont understand this joke...
A circus owner walked into a bar to find everyone crowded
about a table watching a little show. On the table was an
upside-down pot and a duck tap dancing on it.
The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy
the duck from its owner. After some wheeling...
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