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I'd be pretty happy to be 'the worst dual Brownlow medallist in history' tbh. Sort of like being the ugliest girl at the Margot Robbie lookalike contest.

My guess is Mofra finished his list a few weeks ago and then realised he'd forgotten McKay.

If Tom Jonas misses out then Mofra has jumped the shark. Genuine #1 contender.

Tom Jonas surely yet to come. Getting dropped repeatedly as club captain is easily top 5 worthy.

Yes. And he still had more impact on the game than Frampton.

McGovern post fails to recognise the fatty deliciousness of cheesy potato bake at the salad bar.

He does have a name that sounds like a foreigner with a poor grasp of English made it up on the spot.

What are the odds for a Jake Stringer/Josh Giddey crossover mention on player 22? Probably $1.05.

So you'll be giving back all those premierships you won with priority picks Jarryd Roughead and Xavier Ellis then?

Meanwhile the team 'North Adelaide' is located only a couple of kilometres outside of the Central Business District. South Australia, everybody.

You could always join the rest of us in hating Cody Weightman?

But his legacy will live on in the likes of Cody Weightman and Jack Ginnivan.

Yes, that's because he's spent most of his career not playing for Norf.

Probably because the kids had better skills.

And also they're both good footballers and don't belong on this list of spuds.

They've been doing that pretty consistently since 2020, yes.

Don't forget Horne-Francis.

Rohan was beaten for both possessions and goals by his own side's medical sub who played 14% gametime.

Has to be Rohan. Shitting the bed in an 80 point loss is one thing, but how bad a player do you have to be to shit the bed in an 80 point win?

Jed McEntee would be an astute choice, but he's in that category where he's almost too shit to make a bottom 50 appearance because he's so shit that nobody even knows who he is.

Brayden Ham is nowhere near important enough to go No. 1.

****in hell, if Aliir's on here we must have about 40 more players to come. Least of our problems.

All these years and I'm still living in your head rent free. Enjoy knowing that the only thing keeping your club competitive is a 32 year old racist who'll be gone within a couple of years. Don't bother responding to this because I won't read it xo

Another great joke. Maybe next you can hit me with your airline peanuts material.

**** me, if this is the best material you people have I don't regret not posting on this shithole of a subforum anymore. Enjoy cheering for a racist tomorrow, Bernie L and Drakescoffeecake. Hope it makes you feel good about yourself and your club.

Racism not a dealbreaker for you then. Interesting. What more does one need? I'd rather go 0-22 this year than see a racist run out in Power colours.

Long time no see Bern. How does it feel knowing that you're going to have a known racist run out in Crows colours this week?

Congrats on being back, Tex! Just out of interest, back from what?

Should Lifetime Achievement awards not be reserved for retired Bottom 50 stalwarts? It just looks wrong not seeing Rohan in this year's edition.