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Even as a straight (I think) male, looking at this man's eyes... it's like the first time I heard the beatles. Someone must be chopping onions around here m8...

My friends, my friends, let us not squabble over petty issues... can we not just all be united in our enjoyment of west coast's continued misfortune? After all, it is mother's day.

Don't get me wrong, the kid is a freak. But the commentary was overboard. There was a moment in the 4th quarter where they were acting as if he'd just walked on water after he kicked it into the post from 5m away.

There is really no need to be this upset

Beaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttyyy

There's no need to still be mad. Drink it in m8, that's what greatness looks like!

The flowers was a cute touch

Well... let's get this formality over with I guess. We're really already focused on next week as we "coast" our way up to the top 4 after unfortunately dropping a few games early in the season due to shameless umpire cheating. Pies by 1 point in a cakewalk.

I must say you're taking a very "diaper half empty" approach here m8.

If we f lose this one I'm gonna buy an $80 wagyu steak and cook it extra well done and put tomatoe sauce on it, just totally ruin it n that re... that's it for me man... I've f had it! Rest in peace Gimpos. Jumping Jay for the first sausage roll today.

I recall as a kid my boring boomer uncle Jack had to watch me one night and took me with him to the local council meeting during a lecture on the history of local soil composition. The speaker, an elderly gentleman with a monotonous voice, was particularly fond of discussing the varying levels...

Since I'm here now, why don't I stretch out...

I haven't been this outraged since their last unfair leg up with the COLA money!

The sheer poetic elegance of the situation is almost enough to draw a tear, is it not? There are those who similarly assert that Rosa Parks's act of sitting was a precursor for Donald's ability to run. And now Donald has sprinted, paving the way for future generations to soar. Standing on the...

Well then let's just hope that she is cannoned onto the supreme court. Shawty has just surpassed AOC as my favourite big booty latina fr fr.

Mof and Chuckles are unlike the rest of the humourless sjw hoarde. They're the sorta gents who you could punch a few cones with and then head to the comedy festival... then fail at picking up divorced gilfs with after the show and disappear to the T**ty bar with em instead. Real salt of the...

Love it, cheers for sharing. I had a colleague (in QLD) ask me "does the AFL even have strategy or tactics? It looks like a bunch of ants fighting over a crumb". I love seeing breakdowns of moments like this that prove just how ignorant that view is. The positions around stoppages and even the...

“This is a map of San Francisco,” Mr DeSantis said, holding up a map of the city with brown markings across it. “There’s a lot of plots on that. You may be asking: ‘What is that plotting?’ Well, this is an app where they plot the human faeces that are found on the streets of San Francisco...

I can just see how it will go down during the debates. Trump: real men wear diapers, Joe, tremendous men... and I have the best diapers. Biden: if peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis.

You running tren again m8? Fair enough. I daresay just 4 more years in the gym and you will attain a physique akin to that of the great man himself. You think I have such little dignity, such little self respect that I'm just gonna simp out like this and wear a nappy as a grown arse man? Based...

Dimmo's treachery was so significant that it inspired a song that went viral world wide. Tiggers can't be too mad given that being a fair weather bandwagonner is the most richmondy spirited thing Dimma could have done. Regardless, I have still been forced to reluctantly have Richmond removed...