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They’re in disarray the Cats. Now the coach has gone nuclear and hung a bloke out to dry in front of their feral fans. It’s chaos at the Cattery.

Ross Lyon, who has achieved precisely nothing and who has left two clubs in disarray is now allowed to just run roughshod over his hapless new club. Ross the Toss must have compromising photos of President Andrew Bassat after old mate sacked class act and quality human Brett Ratten. Now we have...

How much have they cost Australian businesses today alone? How many cannot access an ambulance because their network has crashed? I hope they get sued for plenty. 7 hours into the outage and incompetent, braindead CEO Kelly Bayer Rosmarin still has no idea what caused the issue and no idea when...

I mean seriously, what a fkwit. https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/demons-midfielder-clayton-olivers-reported-petulant-act-uncovered/news-story/6484bc78513d225210cb52cb00ddb7c7

Dumbest f***ing footballer I have ever seen. And it’s not even close.

This is pretty f***ed up. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/jun/21/wimbledon-introduce-ai-powered-commentary-to-coverage-this-year AI being used in highlights packages this year. It's scary where this is going. Soon there will be no line judges, no commentators and no need for a chair umpire.

Surely they must be. They’re not even trying now. Their coach has now failed miserably at two clubs and Paddy Cripps has completely given up. They’re tanking and I expect Damian Barrett, who seems to be an expert on these things to call them out on Classified this week.

Unwatchable crap. It would be genuinely scary if Melbourne were trying. F*** Hawthorn are bad and I’ve got better things to do.

11 goals up at HT against literal witches hats and this clown still can’t get a kick. Just retire from football Josh. Get yourself a job where you can “work” from home providing the same output as you have for your entire football career without having to expose your incompetence to the public...

Is Michael Voss actually trying to kill Patrick Cripps? Sending a guy who has been basically crippled by injury for the last two years into the ruck to be physically mugged by an actual giant is perverse. I know Carlton have treated Cripps like garbage for pretty much his whole career but this...

An icon. Rest in peace.

Who’s getting sacked first? Will Hinkley last until the election? Who calls the presser first, the PAFC or the PM?

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/jan/11/anti-vaxxers-covid-drinking-urine-misinformation Some of you miscreants will be right into this. Go on, own up. No judgement here.

Over the past couple of weeks two of my favourite celebrities have passed away. The great Sean Lock and the even greater Charlie Watts. Both made me pause to consider the celebrity deaths that have saddened me and for what reasons. Some of them felt like I had lost a bit of my youth, others were...

Steaming turd of a player. Has no discernible footballing ability whatsoever. Delist.

It’ll be a fat, juicy rib-eye on my Good Friday plate. It just seems more fitting. That Jesus fellow allegedly bled for our sins, whatever the hell that means so I say the more blood pissing out of my lump of cow, the better. Blue to rare for me.

The ticket allocation for Hawthorn members to get their "complimentary" replacement game ticket for Easter Monday is exhausted. I am reliably informed by the work experience kid in the HFC Membership Department that it is because "those c*nts at the Geelong Football Club" only gave us a handful...

And the millennials that started this bullshit can go and get farked. It's just another cash grab from the self-entitled generation. Oooohhhh, let's all sit around and play guess the gender and give shitty gifts, regifted from the last gender reveal circle jerk over cupcakes and Pimms. You bunch...

Released today. Loved it on first listen. Interested in what others think.

Sorry if this has been posted and mods please delete if so. Has anybody listened to this two episode podcast with Rough and Lewis who discuss the Hawthorn Dynasty?

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/defending-brownlow-medalist-nat-fyfe-caught-shunning-wa-selfisolation-restrictions/news-story/2176f06bea02ed8295437ff2510119cb Pretty shithouse from a guy who thinks he's above it all. Might become the new Dangerflog.

I am absolutely gobsmacked by this. http://www.mygc.com.au/bindi-irwin-rushes-to-tie-the-knot-at-australia-zoo-before-wedding-restrictions/ So, it seems that she brought if forward (who gets married on a Tuesday?). It's an outrage.

I don't own a restaurant and am not employed in this industry but I have a number of friends who are and their biggest concern at the moment is the damage that delivery services are doing to their industry. So, I ask that we all try to get takeaway rather than UberEats or Deliveroo if we can...

You lot can all suck my filthy. When I run out of bog roll I am going to find the nearest one of you doomsday prepper morons and I am going to take repetitive steaming dumps on your doorstep and use your rose garden to wipe my arse.

Cop that you turd. Mack Horton was right all along.

He was a great basketball player and apparently a stand-up, all-round good guy. Apparently...

Folau gets a settlement out of court. RA have bent over like a cheap prostitute. His little bald bigot mate from Corio will be seeing dollar signs and is probably putting together a series of anti-gay tweets as I am typing this. Ca-ching.

Just retire you decrepit old bastard. We’ve all had enough of your sh*t.

So I'll oblige. Legend has it that he can box but mostly spends his time poncing around and pretending to be the tough guy. Weak as piss in reality. Look at this piece of s**t in action: Bog average footballer with the most punchable head in footy.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/jeremy-mcgovern-takes-the-cake-for-weirdest-pregame-ritual/news-story/541a59bb980dfa4ee84ce2761aab1330 And in front of his teammates...:sick: