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2019 needs to be the year that North Melbourne draw a line in the sand and say enough. Brad Scott replaced as coach. Jack relieved of the captaincy. Daw to be mothballed until next year. Garner out. Wood out. Unfortunately Jacobs needs to be let go at the end of this season (not sure if he...

OK so Gillon has put the Shit Kilda Aints on notice due to the fact that they have noooo money: https://wwos.nine.com.au/2018/03/13/20/25/wilson-says-saints-under-pressure (and before anyone questions the validity of this article, it comes from the pre-eminent football reporter Cawowine...

...or is that insulting to the Dees?

What else should the AFL's PR people have put into their ads?

...I'm glad I haven't wasted my money on a membership. New season, same old shit.

...But were confirmed on the weekend: Nothin Buckly is an arrogant shit truck who is destroying the club (all rejoice); Richmond are Gold Coast's bitches (and not just the soft core stuff, I'm talking the handcuffed, whipped, nipple clamped, butt plug and hot wax type of bitch), ; Vickery is...

OK, so I've been engaged by Vlad's "team" to use the best resources to find him suitable new employment now that he's given the AFL the flick. So naturally I came to the Bay. I've got a few ideas: Underwear model (since Pat's given it away). Quality control at Krispy Kreme. Dance instructor...

Carlton must be really struggling for quality people at Visy Park after Mick was forced to write instructions down on a Post-It note for the runner last night. The bright spark of a runner obviously couldn't remember the message and who to give it to at the same time. Or maybe it was so the...

...Problem is it's a big white flag... Read more here (if you're bored): http://www.perthnow.com.au/sport/afl/western-bulldogs-star-adam-cooney-feared-a-knee-injury-would-end-his-career/story-fniv6fwe-1226821308903 Cooney hasn't seen their last flag and I doubt he'll be alive to see their...

I'm thinking along the lines of- Snort the Sash Is Don is High Get high with the Dons in 2014 Join the Dons in 2014 to an AFL enforced 9th position Come to Tulla - it's better than the Bowls Club (seriously) Join the Dons in 2014 (we just need you to sign this consent form) The Dons - Take...

I really don't know what the general gift giving rule is on the first anniversary of being caught using illegal drugs. Perhaps if we all chipped in a few bucks we might be able to afford: A new administration? A new coach? A new fitness and conditioning program? Some draft picks? Or are these...

On the back of Peter Jackson this morning stating that they have not yet appointed a successor to Paul Roos, nor have they placed a timeframe on replacing him, how long do you see him coaching the club? Please note: 1. This is a genuine poll with results to determine his coaching tenure, so...

...The problem is "the right track" appears to be a high speed train wreck.... If this is what their senior coach and CEO are saying, just imagine what the rest of the club must be like. Roos "One thing we don't know is how scarred the group is" Roos said. "We are a 2-20 team (win loss)."...

LOL. With a name like that I'd have thought you'd find him hunting 'gators in the Florida wetlands. Brisbane. Once were proud, now a basket case. Adcock. "giggle" "****" "giggle" "get it?" Aaaaaaaaaaaahaahahahahahahahahahaha.

So Jake wants to be a tough biker. He has the tatts and the haircut, however there are a few problems I can see... 1. He can't touch the ground on a real motorbike. 2. People aren't scared of a 4 foot tall bloke on a PeeWee50. 3. He looks like a midget. They'd probably let him in but only...

Personally, they shit me to tears. Especially when there is a Jack Watts option. So since I hate them so much I thought it obligatory to post a poll to find out who else hates them. Perhaps this will be the last one...

Tough one I know, the bloke has everything including his own dictatorship, so hard to buy for. Norf are going to donate a personalised "Century Walk" paver, delivered by Jack Ziebell (to the back of his head). Sydney are sending him a slab of special COLA with a signed "Buddy" Christmas...

...the Government shouldn't simply just shut SA down? I mean, it's already like a ghost town. Holden are gawn. Both their inbred bogan teams are irrelevant. They have nothing else of note worth keeping. The only reason I can see for not shutting SA down is that we'd end up with all of...

I mean, seriously, what is this shit? http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/give-roos-hell-urges-sheedy-20131202-2ym2c.html FFS Sheeds, it's Round 20 NEXT YEAR. Plus its a pointless exercise anyway, as all of about 10 people will turn up to the game. GWS is a minnow pissweak club with no...

So, in light of current St Kilda players asking sponsors and coterie members for donations to fund his legal defence (http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/saints-in-milne-legal-funds-row-20131130-2yirw.html), I think it's time we all put our hand in our pockets and donate to a worthy cause...

...the cheap one. Hopefully he's not as much of a spud as his brother :eek:

On the back of Frankston Rover excellent Draft Night Bingo thread, I got to thinking about all the bullshit statements that clubs and players make, and what they really mean. For example: "We didn't think he'd slip that far in the draft" - really means: He's a shit player but there was...

OK Bay Flogsters, The Bay is as boring as batshit at the moment so I thought it time for a Story Thread. Sort of similar to Fyfie's word association thread, but with a sentence. So I will kick it off, everyone then continues the story with one sentence only, until we reach the summit :eek...

http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8757058 I feel that Roos is being a bit hard on the kid. I mean, why should he have to earn his spot in the side when none of the other senior players ever have...

Etihad, 7:40pm Sat night. Won't that be a blockbuster. I'd rather gouge out my eyes with an ice cream scoop.

OK, so it appears that the Saints are in a financial hole. So I thought we should, as intelligent, witty and above average looking football experts, create some ideas to help the Saints climb out of the Seaford shithole they have dug for themselves. Auction off a night with Milney...

Not only do they have a cranky midget vandal who abuses junior umpires for a coach, but their senior board members steal from the club. http://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/police-probe-hawthorn-senior-executive-over-missing-charity-cash/story-fndv8os9-1226749273246 What a quality culture. No...

...claiming Essendope can win the flag in 2014! Must be some strong shit they are injecting down there. The players are hallucinating.

...So that no-one would know that you are on a footy web site at work. I vote for having the site look exactly like Microsoft Outloook, then everyone would simply think you are looking at emails. Surely that wouldn't be too hard? Any other ideas?