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Thanks for clearing that up 😹👍

You’ve just proved my point. Geelong = Djilang. There is no standardised way of transcribing Koori languages into English.

Geelong are 3rd. 17thmond are… well, 17th and rattling the tin cans in the hope of getting their dump renovated. I understand why you don’t want to face the real world but the sooner you do it the sooner you’ll… nah, forget about it. You’re doomed either way :) P.S. How’s your new gun recruit...

Watch all the 17thmond flogs jump off the tuggers bandwagon and into Good Guys to buy their specially-designed, membership-ticket-melting microwave ovens. Time to buy stock in electrical goods!

Do you mean certain flogs like dildos a lot or only very large dildos? :think:

…or if you cheat the salary cap :$

Geelong was and still is the only club to have an indigenous name FULL-TIME, not only when the AFL mandates it. All you other bandwagoning racist institutions can GAGF.

In this case it’s a Tuggers flog formerly known as ‘smasha’ 😁👍

Have you asked him? No? Then you wouldn’t know, would you? Would you like to be named after a dildo? By the sounds of it you wouldn’t mind. Nice to meet you, Dildo :)

I can’t remember exactly as I last read it long ago but it’s quite possible - Burroughs was a very unusual writer by current standards. He was also responsible for terms such as ‘heavy metal’ and a few others which have come into common usage in contemporary English.

Steely Green’s nickname will forever be ‘Dildo’. Kinda suits seeing as he’s a tugger 😂😂😂

I was listening to 774 this past weekend when the commentators mentioned a 17thmond player who had just received his jumper: Steely Green. They said that his mother named him after the legendary American duo/band Steely Dan. Someone should have told Steely’s mum where Steely Dan got their name...

I was listening to 774 this past weekend when the commentators mentioned a 17thmond player who had just received his jumper: Steely Green. They said that his mother named him after the legendary American duo/band Steely Dan. Someone should have told Steely’s mum where Steely Dan got their name...

You call that a melt??? I’m looking forward to your nuclear chain reaction when the Blouse inevitably fail again when it counts 😹

Not after we take Weitering from you at season’s end. Cookie is cursing the day that he left the AFL’s greatest-ever team for the Ponces Park hasbeens💰

The Ooze and Musty Fartin, what a combo! Surely they’re not destined for 37+ years in the wilderness. I’m sure their incredible youf will have them back in the 8 in no time Also, pigs can fly - look no further than my av for proof 😹

4 AFL Premierships (not back in the hob-nailed Jurassic era) to 1, read ‘em and weep.

A PREMIERSHIP thug thank you very much, something no one at the Blouse can claim. We’re awaiting Weitering at season’s end - the rest of the league is our recruiting zone :)

I love it when oppo flogs start eating their own but isn’t that the Tiggers province? Trademark infringement!

The Blouse are a great masquerade footy team. As for the real stuff, not so much.

It’s officially official: Melbum is as soft as butter. Disgraceful.

Horf lol

Chicken counting is a perilous course of action.

We are about to enter a Golden Age - Spudmond at the bottom of the ladder for 37+ years. Rejoice! And LAUGH 😅😂🤣

Spudmond have done their learnings and are now Norfing it up on a regular basis. 37+ years of shite ahead, rats deserting the ship, tins rattling, microwaves overloading and the bandwagon emptying. Back to the good old days, Tigger-supporting nuffies!

I saw him twice with The Birthday Party, they were forkin incredible. Rowland S. Howard was an amazing guitarist and Tracy Pew was… Tracy Pew. Irreplaceable. RIP.

Nothing about that movie is funny. Russell Crowe’s male sidekick in that flick committed suicide (in real life) by throwing himself in front of a train. How do I know that? Because my best mate was the first responder at the scene.

Do your own work, I’m quoting the footy ‘experts’ on 774. And as we all know, the meedya are never wrong.

Yeah, call it a tie.

17thmond are lucky Norf are even worse than them… or are they? One thing we all know for sure: Nowheremond are the ‘gold standard’ of shite.