Recent content by King Corey

If you are playing us I will plaster up your Port Adelaide glory hole.

This reminds me of a mate who didn't care for Shane Clayton until he saw him punch Kane Pettifer in the reserves and warmed to him after that.

My hope of hearing the White Stripes "Woah Alastair Clarkson" chant in a North Melbourne premiership stadium is getting feeble. But it's still there. Just.

I don't even know what woke means. We're shit. We have shown no incremental improvement since the start of the new tenure. Many factors to weigh into that but part of the conclusion still has to be that coaches and players have been collectively shit.

I come in peace. Hey lol I know our mobs had a few back and forths about Jason Horne Francis. But I know its all for laughs none of youse are going to hate on a homesick young kid for wanting to be with his family and reckon kangas did alright outta the deal Wardlaw looks a beauty. I know it...

Fwiw I have always agreed Noble was judged harshly. He took an absolute mess and had them playing with some cohesion by the end of his first season. What on earth happened after that is anyone's guess.

He's been our only key forward for 4 seasons, our forward structure and entries are putrid and we thought we'd throw him in the ruck just to really finish him off. Give the bloke a break. Probably playing with a broken leg yet still our best key forward option.

Zero concern? You tipped we'd barely make a yelp by mid year? I'm not talking sacking coaches but if you have zero concern either you're blindly optimistic, a clairvoyant or just downed 45 Xanax.

Dunno what to think. Landing Clarkson was like my 13yo self landing Elle McPherson. Unfortunately so far the NMFC Clarkson is more like landing Elle McFeast.

He's definitely run with the Brad Scott playbook of hand cranking the opposition.

Hard not to start pulling back the emotional investment as weeks go on.

Still dont understand the euphemism but sounds like a plan.

Found it off when Cable would only acknowledge "Yeh he's managed to play for a long time" when interviewed about Boomer breaking the record. Like he couldn't possibly bring himself to acknowledge another North small could possibly have talent or be in the "best ever" category. That character...

My guess is Cam has agreed to terms elsewhere but has been instructed to keep it quiet and is torn up as he strings us along.

Quaynor has a future in politics with that kind of double speak self reflection.